Rhodri Text Audio /133
Name
Rhodri's my name. I'm the first mate. Don't get in my way, and we'll be alright.
— RhodriIntroduction
If the crew doesn't despise the first mate, then he ain't doin' his job. That bein' said, I'd lay down my life for any of my men, the captain included. Just how it is. Here's hopin' I don't have to, though.
— RhodriCrew
Anyone who comes too close to this place gets torn to shreds. Speaking of which... I think this is a good distance for me to drop you off.
— G4RhodriRowingG4_1_1
So many shipwrecks... imagine the treasures within... but all the coin in the world wouldn't be enough to get me to dive into those waters... did you hear that? I swear I heard... no, but it couldn't be... she's been dead for fifteen years...
— G4RhodriRowingG4_2_1
I'm considerin' makin' landfall with you. These people are... very friendly. Had a right good time last visit - how strange! They seem to have left a bunch of {waikoama} to rot on the beach... that's 'canoes' in Karui. Don't mind me. Learned a bit o' culture to impress the ladies here.
— G4RhodriRowingG4_3_1
You see those Karui rotting on the rocks there? Damn fools, they are. Sneakin' here and stealin' eggs is some sort of test of manhood, Makoru tells me. The Kalguuran rite of manhood involves getting drunk with your family at a tavern. Much prefer that over bein' stabbed by a Shrike.
— G4RhodriRowingG4_7
Eh? You'll have to speak to Rog about setting up a charter account. We can't do business if you don't have one. It's Trade Guild law.
— G4RhodriHaventHiredYetIntro
Got a charter account now? Good. Deal with the captain. I'm the first mate. Rhodri's my name. Don't get in my way, and we'll be alright.
— G4RhodriBackHaventHiredYetIntro
We've served a few years together, but I always tried to look out for her, even when she was just a new deckhand with no experience on large vessels. Gave her a piece of advice now and then. We Kalguurans can be a bit hard-headed when it comes to foreigners. When she worked her way up in the Trade Guild, I wasn't surprised. When she passed the Captain's Challenge with a unanimous vote, I was right proud.

Never took the Challenge meself, though. Happy where I am. Much prefer she serve as Captain, and I'll just continue being a grumpy old cur shoutin' at the crew.
— G4RhodriAboutMakoru
We all operate under the Meridian Free Traders. We gather what resources and wealth we can here, send it back home, get a cut. Decent charter. Could do worse. That Rog has stuck his neck out repeatedly to keep the terms fair for the sailors. Maybe that's why it ain't so bad.
— G4RhodriAboutTradeGuild
Oi, don't go askin' me about {him}. I was just startin' to like you.
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Oh. Okay then.
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Okay then.
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Okay then.
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Fine. Run on then.
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Fine. Run on then.
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Fine. Run on then.
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Guess I'm chopped cabbage.
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Guess I'm chopped cabbage.
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Guess I'm chopped cabbage.
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Talkin' to myself, I am.
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Talkin' to myself, I am.
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Talkin' to myself, I am.
— RhodriA4_Wild_Interrupt_12
This place makes my skin crawl. Can't fathom all this 'gods' balderdash, let alone saviours and utopias. Ain't nobody comin' to save us from the burden we've already got back home.
— RhodriA4_Wild_Arastas
So... this is the entrance to the supposed Karui afterlife. Not sure I believe it. You'll have to let me know what you see down there. The concept of living on after death is just patently absurd to us Kalguurans... But whatever you do, if you ever meet him, don't mention this place to our King...
— RhodriA4_Wild_Hinekora
So many shipwrecks... imagine the treasures within... but all the coin in the world wouldn't be enough to get me to dive into those waters... Did you hear that? I swear I heard... nah, but it couldn't be... she's been dead for fifteen years...
— RhodriA4_Wild_KedgeBay
Anyone who comes too close to this place usually gets torn to shreds. Speaking of which... I'll wait here. You run on ahead.
— RhodriA4_Wild_IsleOfKin
Ah, this is Makoru's home. The Karui are a proud people. They might not even let you in. In which case, we'll just go back - no harm, no foul. Don't go picking a fight...
— RhodriA4_Wild_NgakanuFriendly
Something's not right... not right at all! Blood Fever. Madness. Blimey. Please, do whatever you can to save Makoru.
— RhodriA4_Wild_NgakanuHostile
Ugh, this place. Human misery, it was. They used to leave the prisoners in partially submerged cages, or so the stories go. Let the sea decide, they would say. Tread water for your life inside your cage. If the tide rose too high, you'd have to take breaths in between waves. Can't imagine that kind of desperation... Well, good luck with all that.
— RhodriA4_Wild_Prison
You see those Karui rotting on the rocks there? Damn fools, they are. Sneakin' here and stealin' eggs is some sort of test of manhood, Makoru tells me. The Kalguuran rite of manhood involves getting drunk with your family at a tavern. Much prefer that over bein' stabbed by a Shrike.
— RhodriA4_Wild_Shrike
How strange! They seem to have left a bunch of {waikoama} to rot on the beach... That's 'canoes' in Karui. Don't mind me. Learned a bit o' culture to impress the ladies here. Had a right good time last visit.
— RhodriA4_Wild_Tropical
There you go.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Watch your step.
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Watch your step.
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Watch your step.
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Watch your step.
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We made it.
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We made it.
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We made it.
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We made it.
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Here we are!
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Here we are!
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Here we are!
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Here we are!
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We've arrived.
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We've arrived.
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We've arrived.
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We've arrived.
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Raise the sails!
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Raise the sails!
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Half sail!
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Half sail!
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Full sail!
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Full sail!
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Belay that order!
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Belay that order!
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Batten down the hatches!
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Batten down the hatches!
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Cast off!
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Cast off!
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Move out!
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Move out!
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All hands on deck!
— RhodriA4_Wild_ShoutOrder_15
All hands on deck!
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Hard to port!
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Hard to port!
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Hard to starboard!
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Hard to starboard!
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On me way!
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On me way!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_2
On me way!
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On me way!
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I'll help ya!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_5
I'll help ya!
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I'll help ya!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_7
Alright, alright!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_8
Alright, alright!
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Alright, alright!
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Let's go then!
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Let's go then!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_12
Let's go then!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_13
Let's go then!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_14
Coming!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_15
Coming!
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Coming!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_17
Coming!
— RhodriA4_Wild_StartRow_18
Back we go!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_2
Back we go!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_3
Back we go!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_4
Hop in then!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_5
Hop in then!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_6
Hop in then!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_7
Hop in then!
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_8
Good. Let's go.
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_9
Good. Let's go.
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_10
Good. Let's go.
— Rhodri_Wild_BackInBoat_11
Where to?
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Where to?
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Where to?
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Where to?
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Rhodri

Rhodri on Best Recipes /6
Rhodri: My best recipes? Hmmm. That's a good question. Generally speaking, I cook what I've got. I can't cook what I haven't got now, can I?
Warrior: Water and cabbage keeps a man alive. Mostly.
Witch: So that's why it's hot cabbage water every night.
Sorceress: I suppose I prefer water and cabbage over fish. They're unnatural.
Ranger: I've never eaten this poorly in my life, and I grew up in the woods... So, what {do} you have?
Huntress: It's water and leaves again tonight, is it?
Monk: That is technically true. And what {have} you to cook?
Mercenary: What've you got, then? Don't say water and cabbage...
Rhodri: Trusty cabbage soup! A staple aboard the Aurora May. A tradition, really.
Warrior: Ugh. We should pick up better supplies.
Witch: I've never been a fan of tradition. And now, even less.
Sorceress: Some traditions are mistakes.
Ranger: Yes... a tradition...
Huntress: I have no choice but to respect your ways... I 'spose.
Monk: Who am I to argue with tradition?
Mercenary: He said it. Bugger me.
Rhodri: Well, look...
Rhodri: What's that supposed to mean then?
Rhodri: Look, it ain't my fault!
Rhodri: If you want fancy, go to the Kingsmarch tavern. We're here to do a job.
Rhodri on Best Recipes /6
Rhodri: My best recipes? Hmmm. That's a good question. Generally speaking, I cook what I've got. I can't cook what I haven't got now, can I?
Warrior: Water and cabbage keeps a man alive. Mostly.
Witch: So that's why it's hot cabbage water every night.
Sorceress: I suppose I prefer water and cabbage over fish. They're unnatural.
Ranger: I've never eaten this poorly in my life, and I grew up in the woods... So, what {do} you have?
Huntress: It's water and leaves again tonight, is it?
Monk: That is technically true. And what {have} you to cook?
Mercenary: What've you got, then? Don't say water and cabbage...
Rhodri: Trusty cabbage soup! A staple aboard the Aurora May. A tradition, really.
Warrior: Ugh. We should pick up better supplies.
Witch: I've never been a fan of tradition. And now, even less.
Sorceress: Some traditions are mistakes.
Ranger: Yes... a tradition...
Huntress: I have no choice but to respect your ways... I 'spose.
Monk: Who am I to argue with tradition?
Mercenary: He said it. Bugger me.
Rhodri: Well, look...
Rhodri: What's that supposed to mean then?
Rhodri: Look, it ain't my fault!
Rhodri: If you want fancy, go to the Kingsmarch tavern. We're here to do a job.
Rhodri on Introduction /3
Rhodri: That bloody scoundrel, Kanu! I can't believe it! Rhodri's my name. Ship's cook, on this vessel at least.
Warrior: Ah, so you make the food we've been... eating.
Witch: I thought I was the one turning the crew green. Turns out, it was just your food.
Sorceress: Your food is much maligned by the crew.
Ranger: You make the food we've been... eating? Ah. Right.
Huntress: Is the food supposed to be like that, then?
Monk: Your meals have put me through quite the spiritual journey.
Mercenary: Your gruel is aptly named, mate. Grueling.
Rhodri: Don't hold it against me, I don't usually cook, okay? I just signed on to round out the crew. Technically, I'm the highest ranking Trade Guild member on this ship, so I guess... ... I'm the Captain now! I'll get you where you need to go in Makoru's absence. Our first order of business ought to be getting her back! Set a course, and I'll make it happen.
Rhodri on Kanu /3
Rhodri: It'll haunt me forever. What was Kanu thinkin'? I knew he'd been out on Arastas a bunch... but I thought nothin' of it. Figured he was havin' a good time, the way a youngin should.
Warrior: They have a worthy message. It is the messengers that are flawed.
Witch: I've seen it. Religion and fear drive people to cruelty and madness.
Sorceress: He is a {balbalakh}. His reasons are nothing but excuses.
Ranger: He gave his independence to others. Foolish.
Huntress: He's done more damage than he knows.
Monk: Belief is a powerful motivator.
Mercenary: It's a cult. Seen enough of 'em to respect their game.
Rhodri: Bloody bastards. They've always been a bit spooky, but I didn't know it went this far. And then... there's Makoru. What a day it's been.
Rhodri on Kanu /3
Rhodri: It'll haunt me forever. What was Kanu thinkin'? I knew he'd been out on Arastas a bunch... but I thought nothin' of it. Figured he was havin' a good time, the way a youngin should.
Warrior: They have a worthy message. It is the messengers that are flawed.
Witch: I've seen it. Religion and fear drive people to cruelty and madness.
Sorceress: He is a {balbalakh}. His reasons are nothing but excuses.
Ranger: He gave his independence to others. Foolish.
Huntress: He's done more damage than he knows.
Monk: Belief is a powerful motivator.
Mercenary: It's a cult. Seen enough of 'em to respect their game.
Rhodri: Bloody bastards. They've always been a bit spooky, but I didn't know it went this far. And then... there's Makoru. What a day it's been.
Rhodri on Makoru /1
Rhodri: We've served on a few ships together now. I always tried to look out for her. Gave her a piece of advice now and then. We Kalguurans can be a bit hard-headed when it comes to foreigners. When she passed the Captain's Challenge with a unanimous vote, I was right proud. Her rescue should be our number one priority. We owe her that.
Rhodri on Makoru /1
Rhodri: We've served on a few ships together now. I always tried to look out for her. Gave her a piece of advice now and then. We Kalguurans can be a bit hard-headed when it comes to foreigners. When she passed the Captain's Challenge with a unanimous vote, I was right proud. Her rescue should be our number one priority. We owe her that.
Rhodri on Makoru /1
Rhodri: You saved Makoru? Good on ya! She's the heart of this crew. I can go back to cooking your meals now. Guess you played yourself, eh? Haha!
Rhodri on Makoru /1
Rhodri: You saved Makoru? Good on ya! She's the heart of this crew. I can go back to cooking your meals now. Guess you played yourself, eh? Haha!
Rhodri on Arastas /1
Rhodri: Not much to say about that lot. Other than... They're a bunch of nutters. And to think what they've been up to all this time...
Rhodri on Eye of Hinekora /1
Rhodri: You met the Karui Mother of Death? I don't think I wanna hear any more about that. Consider me right spooked.
Rhodri on Eye of Hinekora /1
Rhodri: I've heard tell of this place. To see it with me own eyes... Blimey. I'd count myself a lucky man. More than happy to take ya there!
Rhodri on Isle of Kin /1
Rhodri: I stay well away from that lot. The kinfolk. They're bloody well rabid for whatever's in that mountain. ... guess you wanna take a look, right?
Rhodri on Isle of Kin /1
Rhodri: So it wasn't all blunder, eh? There was a giant in the mountain! And you took it down! Well, I'll be damned...
Rhodri on Kedge Bay /1
Rhodri: That fog is the cause of a lot of problems. Let me tell you, every time I get near it... I start seeing things. I'd really rather not go there!
Rhodri on Kedge Bay /1
Rhodri: Well... the fog is gone. But... you let out some fearsome thing. Win some, lose some... I guess. I wonder what might be left over from all the crashed ships there... hmm...
Rhodri on Ngakanu /1
Rhodri: Tavakai fled there with Makoru. I still can't believe all that's happened. I knew he was a difficult fella, but this... He's lost his Way.
Rhodri on Plunder's Point /1
Rhodri: Ahh... what've we got here then? I got no idea about this location. Guess we could take a look? But you're splittin' whatever you find with me, alright?
Rhodri on Plunder's Point /1
Rhodri: Nothin' much to see there no more. Got the treasure. Got out. Can go back if you like... I guess.
Rhodri on Abandoned Prison /1
Rhodri: Oh come on now... we needn't go there. Can smell death as soon as you near the shore! And the moanin' and yellin'... look. It's no good. Let's go somewhere else!
Rhodri on Abandoned Prison /1
Rhodri: So you ran through that damned place and killed something... unkillable? You're gonna give me bloody nightmares at this rate!
Rhodri on Shrike Island /1
Rhodri: As much as I respect Karui culture, that place... it's not for me. The shrikes that nest there are right bloody fearsome. I can take a seagull or two, but them... they'll take your bloody head off!
Rhodri on Whakapanu Island /1
Rhodri: Hard one to wrap your lips around innit? At first it feels like yer cursin'! But... it has quite a beautiful meaning in the Karui tongue.
Rhodri on Whakapanu Island /1
Rhodri: There was a siren in the caves of Whakapanu Island? Well I'll be... you sure pack a wallop, don't ya? It's a lovely place. I look forward to stopping by sometime.
Rhodri on Whakapanu Island /1
Rhodri: So, you've got a piece of land for yourself and Ange, eh? Good on ya. I've got half a mind to set up shop myself one of these days. Rhodri's Soup Shop! Haha! Just kiddin'. You know I can't bloody cook.
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